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Dear person reading this,

 

     You're here because you're actively   

     procrastinating or avoiding real work, 

     aren't you? It's OK...me too.

 

          Sincerely, 

                  I'll work tomorrow 

 

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Dear Cat,

     

     Sorry for hoisting you into the air    

     whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.

 

                      Sincerely,         

                      a Lion King enthusiast

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Dear Internet,

 

     Please stop with the talking ads that 

     start on their own.

 

                      Sincerely, 

                      I just had a heart attack